I’ve never met another Cullen, or Cullen Foley.
I once ate three Chipotle burritos in one sitting. As a matter of fact, the best way to get me to close my mouth is by hiring me so I can afford more Mexican food. Otherwise, I will keep pitching funny ideas to you, your friends, randoms at the bar, and strangers on the internet.
The overwhelming majority of people in my life would describe me as a class clown, clever fool, or lovable smartass. If you ask my mom, however, she would say that’s not an accurate representation. I can’t get her to stop introducing me as the son responsible for her greying hair.
I’ve been catfished too many times, so let’s FaceTime.
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